What to do? What to bring? ...

The moose picnic, (although a most enjoyable event) can be both daunting and confusing even for the most seasoned picnic attendee... so to help you out (because we care), here is a quick guide to get you started on the pathway of happiness*

(* happiness not guarenteed in any way shape or form)

please remember to bring:

>Your bodies (makes for a more impressive-looking turnout if you don't just come in spirit)
>Your souls
>Food, marvellous food and lots of it
>Drinkies
>A nice big hat to block out the sun (or just to protect yourself if you're not quite that selfish)
>Sunscreen (Bring some for us too, we always forget)
>Beach shelters (those tent things that don't need pegs in the ground to hold them up)
>Hammocks and hammock chairs
>Normal chairs
>Insect repellant (honestly, you can hardly walk for the bugs in the gardens at the mo)
>Mosquito nets, bee keepers outfits and anything else to protect against the bugs
>Butterfly nets
>Croquet mallet or suitable substitute
>Your knitting, if so inclined
>Cash for the various charities and pyramid schemes we're running
>Your friends (we've alienated most of ours by constantly asking for money from them)

What to do...
>Report to an organiser if you see the other half of Amy's croquet set, which was stolen by Arse Man
>Kill any bugs you see
>Laugh at all of our jokes, no matter how stupid
>Rave to us about how good this website is

What not to do...
>Stick things in the ground
>Irritate us (the organisers) in any way
>Make fun of our Info badges
>Eat all the chocolate
>Ask us questions we don't know the answers to
>Criticize the running of the picnic at all